Fall 04 AD

*As a note, I replaced the army in Gaul with a war elephant. If anyone wants personalized armies, just tell me. 

News From the Roman Front

Caption: Secret Agent Mayne...

Roman agents have discovered a recent troop buildup on the eastern border of Vindobona. Although the matter of dealing with the armies surrounding the province will be easy enough, that is not what should worry those reading this warning. These very same agents (after a good deal of poking around) uncovered an alliance between

Greece and the Persian Empire. While the mighty Roman Legions will fight and die to the last man, we still fear, my friends, that if such an alliance would come to pass, the whole world itself would be shaken to the core. The Roman Emeror himself calls upon the remaining free nations of the world to band together and purge these inbred, barbaric, uncouth foes from the face of the Earth. With the mighty armies of Rome and the fleets of Carthage and Egypt, such a foe could not withstand such a heavy (sword / axe / spear) wielding hand.

In other news, after years of fierce naval fighting, Roman fleets finally take the Ionian Sea.

Caption: The Greek Navy licks its wounds at harbor. Oh noes!

Spring 04 AD

The Greek fleet that was in the Ionian Sea was assumed to retreat to the Messenian Sea. It could also have retreated to Epirus, and if Robbie Cumby wants to change the retreat, he can.

The Egyptian Armies retreated to the only places they could.

Horemheb comes down with Swine Flu!

In a surprising twist Horemheb, leader of Egypt, has come down with the notorious swine flu! Due to this debilitating sickness, his commands have not been submitted for this season. Hopefully other nations will show him mercy, however this is unlikely. To combat the Swine Flu sickness, all leaders should be sure to submit commands in a timely manner, that is, before 3:00 pm. Hopefully Horemheb will recover by the Fall, otherwise, his armies may disintigrate and his fleets may fall into mutiny!

Winter 03-04 AD

A Translation of the Quotes Below

Carthage is pleased to provide you with a translation of the quotes below. The first one, from the glorious Hannibal reads out as follows:
"We shall take Egypt and grow strong on its spoils. Once Egypt falls we shall move onto Persian land, and create a vast empire the likes of which this world has never seen. The Persian is dirty and enjoys spreading lies and heresy."

The second quote, from Paul Cato the elder reads as follows:
"I love Carthage, may it prosper and live free."

Carthage shall defeat this scum of Persia.

"Pater meus me ad aram duxit et me iurare iussit me numquam in amicitia cum Romanis futurum esse. Id ius iurandum patri datum usque ad hanc aetatem ita conservavi ut nemo sit qui plus odii erga Romanos habeat."       —Hannibal, son of Hamilcar

"Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam."     —Cato the elder

"What, me worry?"   — Chorba and Wheeler

Roman Army Pushes On Despite Fierce Fighting on Northern Front

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest weapons will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Legions and they shall know no fear.

Fall 03 AD

It has been suggested that moves be sent in tonight. Only two people need to submit builds:

Mr. Dupuy: +2

Robbie Cumby:-1

Moves Tomorrow

This is just a reminder that there will be moves tomorrow due by 3:00. 

The War on Egypt Continues!

As our war with Egypt continues, one of our artists was kind enough to give us this sketch:

Lets us say, Egypt is weakening, and it shall still fall. Carthage shall shine the light which will blot out this darkness!

The Might of the Roman Legions Decend upon you. Our LOLCATS will blot out the sun.

Epic Pwnage.

Spring 03 AD

Winter 02-03 AD

Fall 02 AD

Egypt Shall Fall!

If it is a fight Egypt wants, it is a fight Egypt shall get. Let me set out this proclamation now, the Nile shall run red with the blood of Egyptian soldiers. We shall topple your useless pyramids, and plunder your land of all its spoils. A small fight over Leptis shall escalate into a fight for your very survival. You shall fall.

Spring 02 AD

Winter 01-02 AD

Robbie (Wheeler) brought up a good point. We should have move deadlines, I suggest everyday by 3:00. If you don't put in moves, then you don't get moves. So the next moves are tomorrow by 3:00.

Fall 01 AD

Rome Shall Fight

To the emboldened nations of Greece and Carthage,

If Rome is to burn, so be it. Let the flames be fueled by the blood of thousands of Greeks and Carthaginians. Do you think the mighty Roman Legions, the most skilled, disciplined infantry in the world, will just let you walk into our lands and take our money and (more importantly) our women!? We scoff at the notion. Not only will we crush your armies and enslave your generals, we will go to your homelands and dismantle your temples, exterminate your populace, enslave your children, salt your fields (a second time for Carthage), and erase your names from the annals of history. We are the greatest military power in the world.
Today, we go to war.

The Emperor Protects

Rome shall burn!

Over the past several hundred years, the once proud Carthaginian Empire has been insulted by the arrogant and pompous Roman Empire.  What once stretched from the Alps to Spain to Leptis now lays in near ruin.  Not settled on invading our homeland, the Romans saw fit to salt our fields, allowing our glorious nation to fall apart.  But to this I say Carthage will have its revenge.  I produce a call to Grecian emissaries, that Carthage will waste no time in destroying the Roman Empire.  We shall choke first their food supplies, then hunt down their armies, and finally, Carthaginian feet will set foot in Roma.  So, Greeks, join us in this drive.  We shall feast on the spoils of the Roman Empire.

Herodotus 1.71

Meanwhile Crœsus, mistaking the meaning of the oracle, was making a march into Cappadokia, expecting to overthrow Cyrus and the power of the Persians: and while Crœsus was preparing to march against the Persians, one of the Lydians, who even before this time was thought to be a wise man but in consequence of this opinion got a very great name for wisdom among the Lydians, had advised Crœsus as follows (the name of the man was Sandanis):—“O king, thou art preparing to march against men who wear breeches of leather, and the rest of their clothing is of leather also; and they eat food not such as they desire but such as they can obtain, dwelling in a land which is rugged; and moreover they make no use of wine but drink water; and no figs have they for dessert, nor any other good thing. On the one hand, if thou shalt overcome them, what wilt thou take away from them, seeing they have nothing? and on the other hand, if thou shalt be overcome, consider how many good things thou wilt lose; for once having tasted our good things, they will cling to them fast and it will not be possible to drive them away. I for my own part feel gratitude to the gods that they do not put it into the minds of the Persians to march against the Lydians.” Thus he spoke not persuading Crœsus: for it is true indeed that the Persians before they subdued the Lydians had no luxury nor any good thing.

Spring 01 Anno Domini

In addition, please send your email addresses to me so I can invite you to write on the blog. This way, you can post  open alliances, treaties, propaganda, etc.

Winter 01 Anno Domini